I'm still alive.

Grandma (Again)
acrylic and ink on canvas
2008
Commission from back in March(?) but i haven't had internet access for about 6 months so HERE IT IS! Not my best composition, but hey, I got to paint those hands. Big shout out to Linc for making a sweet uncut wood frame for it.

I have totally been a non-artworking person lately, but I bought a tattoo gun the other day! So maybe I'll scar some people for life soon and post pictures here.

portrait commission

marlene & tom
acrylic on canvas
2007
commission? commission. from now on, they're all monsters. all of them.

katfish

katfish
acrylic, marker, and printer cartridge ink on canvas
2007katie wanted a painting of fish. she got this instead. oh, and cmyk ink never dries. ever. it's been over 3 years. never.

roxy & vanilla

"roxy & vanilla"
acrylic and marker on canvas
2007sometimes you paint dogs. commissioned by mike and becky sneed.

23-year funeral

"23-year funeral"
acrylic & marker on canvas
2007
Yes, they are real. Yes, sock stuffing is involved.

11" x 17" posters of this are available for $9 plus shipping. Email me if you want one.

sisters

"abby & juliette"
acrylic & marker on canvas
2007
holy crap, since when do i love painting hair and fabric? since when do i love painting at all?? who am i?!

recent stuff

"amy c."
oil & acrylic on canvas
2007
i've always had a fascination with smokers. i've tried for years to pick up the habit, but it's just too hard. i guess between biting my nails and chewing my lips, i have enough freudian fixations happening.

"grandma"
acrylic on canvas
24" x 40"
2006
this woman kicks ass. she's a hero of mine, and not only because she's half spider.

"v foundation charity skate deck"
spray paint, acrylic, & ink on skate deck
2006
who would have thought a charitable, cancer-fighting organization could piss me off so much? i would have, that's who.

old portraits